JEM & the Holograms
Jem & the Holograms Rating: 8.5/10
-main girls name is jerrica while the main villian's name is erica... seems lazy (other girls are kimber, shana & aja?)-molly ringwald as aunt bailey interesting choice
-the girls are fighting in the beginning & aunt bailey makes kimber hit a c-note so they stop fighting & they harmonize...lol
-main girl (JEM) is insecure, of course
-montage of trying on costumes for their music video/YouTube video, while their song plays in the background & fades into filming of the video (forcing Jem to participate)
-lots of WIGS! xD
-finds robot & wonders about her dead dad
-jerrica struggles to be confident in her self & sing... she's shy
-puts on wig & makeup = JEM
-kimber says shes going to delete video but uploads it to YouTube & it BLOWS UP
-they want Jem to perform on shows with only hearing one song/ video...? very unrealistically
-molly ringwald gives inspiring speech convincing jem to not be shy anymore
-jem emails back & forth with lady who will make them famous saying she won't go without her sisters! YouTube video plays in the background of a kid screaming & playing the drums, the lady sends jem a poop emoji says it's a typo...lol
-body guard is named zipper... she looks down at her pants to make sure they're zippered ha ha
-ryan guzman's character is a jerk at first go figure
-the girls are excited for fame & money, jem looks scared
-montage of them trying out new looks to the weirdest song i have ever heard "mi mi mi mi mi..."
-kimber is documenting their journey on a little camcorder
-rio starts the bonding!
-the robot starts lighting up & they are scared? don't worry kimber's recording!
-the sneak out & steal rio's car... are they old enough to drive?
-random YouTube videos keep playing in the background, very distracting
-little robot shows them videos & lead to other clues? they find something from their dad
-they jump in water to avoid cops LOL rio to the rescue (did their phones & stuff get wet...)
-rio is mean lady's son! (erica) shocker
-he claims they can't sing without autotune so they break into song to prove him wrong but guess what he can sing TOO
-the robot (synergy?) starts beat boxing & then homeless woman yells at them to shut up so she can sleep lol
-first red carpet!! "i love myself" plays yay <3 montages
-rio is a pal now, he holds their robot which they carry in a backpack everywhere
-they perform!! YOUNGBLOOD great song but the show loses power oh no! they choose to create their own destiny & acapella with the audience using their flashlights on their phones
-she happens to choose a guitar on the wall that was their dads & they turn a knob & it OPENS more clues!
-more YouTube montages of fan videos & news clips (honorable mentions...jimmy fallon!, the rock, chris pratt)
-ryan guzman walks out of shower & he's SHIRTLESS!!! how convenient & she watches him change lol same girl
-he gets scolded for being chummy w/ jem, classic "stay away from her" scene
-more music montage... video chat w/ Molly bc they need $$$
-jem gets a solo contract? GASP
-family fight! #sad they are DONE = tears
-another great song!!! she looks like lady gaga, lowkey weird dance routine
-sisters dip & it's emo, rain & broken mirrors?... dramatic much
-more old home footage & vlogs montage
-kimber comes back bc she's a real one, jk they all come back even rio
-guess what they need to do to complete the robot!? sneak into Starlight records to take back jem's earrings that they took in the beginning! (why do they still have them? in a SAFE)
-they start randomly harmonizing & rio says what we're all thinking...that was WEIRD
-creepy valet makes a deal to help them get in (poor guy) turns out his name is Brad...amazing
-mommy needs her car back! oh no busted* meanwhile drumming YouTube video plays in background... WHY
-quick diversion! rio plays valet guy's CD as a distraction & zipper likes the music lol
-video camera feed is hacked? water skiing squirrel lol
-jem disguises herself as jem & security guy wants an autograph teehee! he starts singing young blood
-plugs earring into robot = hologram of dead dad! awwww
-they whistle to each other lol
-sisters reunite & delete all their video files & footage...WHY would they do that
-fan videos montage talking about how jem makes them happy & how much they love her. that's nice
-she pets the robot like it's a dog
-rio stands up to his mommy & takes over Starlight w/ father's will
-video of kids stomping & clapping play in the background FOR WHY
-zipper becomes their homie
-molly ringwald tells off the mean lady "touche"
-Jem tells everywhere they are also Jem
-they sing another GREAT SONG
-way too many strobe lights
-MORE YouTube videos....was this movie sponsored by YouTube?
-rio calls them Jem & the Holograms
-he admits that Jem is in fact a rockstar & THEY KISS
the end!!
-final scene shows erica trying to get an old funky band back to destroy jem & kesha is the main chick....literally what (the sequel that never happened)
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